Jokes straight out of the grow bed!

[Alan]

I’ve been experimenting with hydroponics to grow herbs for my pizza, but the plants aren’t the only thing that needs watering, this forum could use some humor too. Anyone up for sharing hydroponics jokes?

I think I'll get the ball rolling:

Why do hackers grow their plants with hydroponics?

To get root access!

 

[Regina]

Love it! I What do you call a hydroponic plant that tells jokes? A stand‑up sprout!